Ute Schaedler
Video Author Blog with Camtasia
Video Author Blog with Camtasia in german.
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Ute Schaedler
Video “Beautiful Flowers” with Camtasia
Video “Beautiful Flowers”
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A man loved a gal named Bundy
Who came from the Bay of Fundy.
But to his despair,
She gave him the air
Sic transit gloria mundi.
Who came from the Bay of Fundy.
But to his despair,
She gave him the air
Sic transit gloria mundi.
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?
A. Sheep.
My brother snores soo loud. Recently we went out west for
vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we
were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and
blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in
the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being
the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my
brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the
bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole
thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by
lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother
confessed a few days later.
vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we
were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and
blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in
the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being
the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my
brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the
bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole
thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by
lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother
confessed a few days later.
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
that way.
i'm sick
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick
my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!
i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!
my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting
i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!
being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain
by,
gabrielle
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick
my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!
i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!
my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting
i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!
being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain
by,
gabrielle
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his
students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
A little boy who prayed for a bicycle had an even more startling
surprise instead -- a baby sister. That night he had a talk with God
about His delivery service. "I got a sister instead of a bike," he
explained to God. "Maybe some other kid wanted a sister and got my
bike. Is there any chance we can keep the girl and get me a bike, too?"
from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View
of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke
surprise instead -- a baby sister. That night he had a talk with God
about His delivery service. "I got a sister instead of a bike," he
explained to God. "Maybe some other kid wanted a sister and got my
bike. Is there any chance we can keep the girl and get me a bike, too?"
from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View
of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke
ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
